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A very good friend of mine is an amazing cake decorator and would take very good care of you. Her name is Miranda Bowles. She has an art degree as well a dual degree in Culinary Arts and Pastry, Baking and Confectionery Arts. So not only is she an incredible pastry chef but also a gifted artist.
She was even featured in Tuscaloosa magazine in Fall ’09.
http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/article/20090908/TUSCALOOSAMAGAZINE05/909149956?p=all&tc=pgall
Trust the success of your party only to the best! If you’d like you can check out her website www.ttowntarts.com !
Why am I telling you this? Cause she’s the bomb son! (or whatever the hell the kids are saying now) and not only is she extremely talented but she’s my real friend and supports me so I support her. She chose her cell phone on the basis of whether or not she could access my blog on it. Chew on that.
Now go check out her website and order some cakes, cookies or pies. At the risk of losing all credibility about my own skills, if I’ve ever brought you something “I baked” I paid her to do it for me. Enough said.
When my sister Jessica is bored, she will text my sister Liza and I radon statements back to back. When I look at my phone, as I did on a Thursday about a month ago, to find 7 new text messages waiting in my inbox I knew she’s had some free time on her hands and was feeling mischievous. A series of texts from her falls into one of two possible categories.
On this particular day it was song lyrics.
8/12 1:35 pm
We don’t buy no drinks @ the bar…
We po champagne cuz we got that dough
8/12 1:41 pm
hope floats…
8/12 1:56 pm
unhappy with your riches cause you’re piss poor morally
8/12 2:01 pm
ring the alarm… I’ve been in this 2 long…I’ll be damned if I see another chick on ur arm
I don’t make the list… don’t be mad at me… I just make hits like the factory!
8/12 2:13 pm
u gone need help trying 2 study my bounce flow…
Naturally she copied Liza on these texts but we’ll get to her in a second. That night on the phone Jessica and I laughed about it and talked about music. She confessed she wasn’t a fan of Drake. Appalled I tried to convert her by reading her lyrics from some of his new stuff. She was very impressed at her clever writing. The next day I found myself with 30 min to kill so I ambushed her.
8/13 3:37 pm
-Give me 2 pair, I need 2 pair
8/13 4:02 pm
-I never got cut but I make ‘em cut a check…
8/13 4:06 pm
-He said I’m bad and he probably right, he pressin me like button downs on a Friday night.
8/13 4:10 pm
-You ain’t gotta be rich but bump that, how we gon’ get around on your bus pass?
-Having to get back to to doing reality I decided to finish her with 2 more…
8/13 4:10 pm
-back then they didn’t want me. Now I’m hot they all on me.
-My teeth are mind blowing givin everybody chills, call me george foreman cuz I’m sellin everybody grills.
I copied Liza and Travis on the first text. Travis responded first.
8/13 3:38 pm
Air Force ones?
Liza immediately after
8/13 3:38 pm
????
I laughed at Liza’s response as I texted back
8/13 3:52 pm
-How far we’ve come from the days of trick Daddy and BET… lmao
Let’s step away from the buffet and hit the salad bar a minute shall we? When I was in college Liza went through a “hip phase.” She watched BET and learned the words to some popular rap songs (or at least the hooks). One morning she called as my roommate and I lounged around in our PJ’s
“Turn on BET” she blurted out.
-I don’t watch BET… why do you watch BET?
I myself was going through a “phase” and refused to watched until they took UnCut off the air but I grabbed the remote and indulged her. As I flipped through channels trying to find the right one she began giggling and talking about Trick Daddy tossing his chicken wing out the window, landing in the glass of a restaurant patron on the patio. Don’t even get me started on Birdman, Lil Wayne, her admiration of their grills and the “chromed out eleven hundred”. Sometime between now and then she fell off the “What’s hot now” wagon and landed next to Rey as Jessica, Travis, Uncle Lou and I waved from the top deck but I digress.
That was just one battle in this War of 100 years we got going. It will eventually resume days, weeks, or even months from now and it’s always fun while it last.
So my phone just went off. I kid you not. Jessica sent a text saying
9/6 5:28
“these are a few of my favorite things”
I texted back
-a doe a deer, a female deer
Insults or Song Lyrics. check out my blog at http://andiepandie31.wordpress.com
So just chill till the next episode,
andiepandie31
